Magazine - Z Magazine (Fall 2011) by Eloise J. Knapp

Author:Eloise J. Knapp [Knapp, Eloise J.]
Language: eng
Format: epub, mobi
Amazon: B006V4UXB0
Published: 2012-07-19T13:49:50+00:00

1. Deep Space Explorer

Star Trek may have used the phrase “where no man has gone before,” but the living man is not ready for such adventures. Life is something that people risk in order to boldly go where no one has gone before, but that mindset has created a wussy population of non-risk takers and has bcreated a major gap in the exploration of space – enter Zombie Space Exploration Federation, or ZoSEF. Zombies are risk takers – we risk being shot every time we look for brains to eat. If that’s not taking a risk, I don’t know what it. Let’s face it, putting man on the moon was good for the time it was done, but now that we have bigger ambitions, there is more that a zombie can do vs. a human in the respect of space travel. Risk factors include need for air and water, the dangers of radiation, the effects of longterm voyages, and the ability to work in extreme conditions on the surface of another planet. All too much risk for humans. Give us rations of brains and we will plant the ZoSEF flag on the top of Olympus Mons on Mars. Give us full meals and we’ll build a colony ready for humans to come and cohabitate with us. Being that ZoSEF is funded by the private sector, the success of their missions is greatly increased. Of course, Mars is only the beginning of exploration for ZoSEF. The universe has no limits in the mind of Zs – anything is possible.

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